What would you advise your younger crypto self?

[RabiaAbid]

When you arrived in crypto you were young and starry eyed. Your little ass was tighter than a drum, you could hang a mattress off your erect phallus and everything seemed possible.

Now you're tired, flatulent, incontinent and cynical. You spend your days weeping and rocking back and forth muttering to yourself while you wait for your next session of dialysis.

What would you advise that innocent waif that was once you knowing what you know now?