BlockStream Baptized New BlockSize Fix!

[blockstream_fan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/3 ... ksize_fix/

Dear and Beloved Brothers and Sisters, Lord Has Heard Our Prayers! Our BlockStream Cardinals and Pope have solved BlockSize problem!

Introducing FlexCaps! by "flexcap auctor intellectualis'" and Chief Priest Gregory Maxwell - https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/ca ... 1446747479
FlexCaps is hard to understand (don't bother reading link above). For you, mere mortals we shall spell it out.

1. We ALL KNOW Miners have been Sinning. Especially You Slush Pool, We Will Sell you into Slavery as Sanctioned in Exodus 21:7! - as soon as we find buyer.
2. Miners have been very, Very Greedy taking ALL NEW Minted Coins (without paying Tithe). Timothy 6:10 “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs.”
3. With FlexCaps we will Punish Greedy Mining Sinners by Forcing them to Pay for Bigger Blocks (yes, we will take some of the New Coins they create and teach them lesson for Transgression Against Divine Law)!
4. Miners, You ALL had it coming with your Blasphemous BIP100 Vote (BIP100 WON’T HAPPEN, Snap Out Of It)!
5. Slush we’re not done with you. By Wrath of God You will ROT in HELL for BIP101 support. Matthew 13:42 - “They will throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

Stay Away from Karma Whoring Unwashed XT Masses, /r/btc, /r/bitcoinxt and *.bitcoin.com. Follow this Bible Scripture to Stop UnHoly talk about BlockSize Increase. https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/3 ... vity_this/

Follow us and you shall have your 72 houri in BitCoin Heaven!

Your Friendly Congregation at BlockStream.

[SomaTodd]

Yup, We are officially screwed..

[nanarjan]

72 houri

Holy Cow, they're offering 72 Virgins!! http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

Blockstream, where do I sign up???

[LiteCoinGuy]

i feel that there is some sarcasm in your post

[kerneldump]

Sarcasm is human natural defense against stupidity.