Our BlockStream Saviours and XT Infidels! - Funny

[SomaTodd]

Our BlockStream Saviours and XT Infidels! - Funny

https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/3 ... _infidels/

[rogerver]

[1] Dear Bitcoin community, we (your BlockStream Saviours) working hard to improve Bitcoin by getting rid of XT Infidels!
[2] Here is what we have done so far!
[3] Successful DDOS against XT Nodes, you can see nice drop here: http://xtnodes.com/xt_nodes_alldata.php
[4] Successful DDOS against Slush Pool (https://www.reddit.com/r/bitcoinxt/comm ... os_attack/). Slush, this is what you get for ignoring our memo. For rest of you miner's, pay attention to what happened to Slush. We will let you know which blocks to mine. Keep voting for BIP100. It will soon be ready. https://www.reddit.com/r/bitcoinxt/comm ... e_adopted/
[5] Created “authentic” letter from Satoshi http://lists.linuxfoundation.org/piperm ... 10238.html Very proud of this Got Gregory Maxwell to bless it! http://lists.linuxfoundation.org/piperm ... 10327.html Thanks Gregory, we can always count on you (nice note on headers, pure gold).
[6] Kicked Mike Hearn out of #bitcoin-dev, he was talking too much anyway.. Good Job Wladimir J. Van, you should come join us at BlockStream! https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/3 ... ngaged_at/
[7] Censored Gavin out bitcoin-dev mailing list That was awesome! Unfortunately Evil BitcoinXT Infidels noticed. https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/commen ... rated_out/
[8] Started character assassination against Gavin and Mike Hearn (so far so good).
[9] Started successful censorship campaign at /r/bitcoin and bitcointalk.org with our Top Lieutenant Theymos. Theymos, you make us all proud.
[10] Had Theymos teach lesson to BIP101 supporters https://github.com/bitcoin-dot-org/bitc ... /pull/1028 https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/commen ... st/cwpglh6 Theymos, you have our permission to merge pull request 1028. Coinbase, see section #2 (Slush learned their lesson). To make it more clear - We will erase you from Internet!
[11] Almost removed Gavin from Foundation (he refuses to cooperate)... https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/commen ... avin_from/
[12] Halted block-size increase nonsense-madman-talk by starting Scaling Bitcoin Workshop x2. Kudos to our great leader Adam Back for this brilliant idea!
[13] Our Plan is simple! https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/commen ... ness_plan/
[14] Our Plan is working! post6452.html#p6452
[15] Please return to /r/bitcoin and bitcointalk.org where it is safe and peaceful. We will make you feel comfortable!
[16] Please avoid forum.bitcoin.com and /r/btc at all costs.
Together We Will Succeed!
Your friends at BlockStream. XOXO

[kerneldump]

Any /r/bitcoin post worth banning is a post worth reading.

[coinableS]

I think (5) could have been legit.

[BlockStreamDirtyPlan]

I think (5) could have been legit.

Totally legit bro!! I heard BlockStream was working till 2am - carefully crafting it!

[kerneldump]

I think (5) could have been legit.

This email from Larry to Sergey and from Sergey to Larry was also legit.

http://www.wired.com/2012/10/dkim-vulne ... idespread/

SMTP it totally 100% secure and hack proof.. more secure then bitcoin network!!

[K-PAXIAN]

This is funny and also true...

[LiteCoinGuy]

funny read...but some aspects might be true actually

[nanarjan]

I think (5) could have been legit.

I agree, #5 is Legit. As legit as my “authentic” emails from Jesus I generate every Sunday for my Church.

[knight22]

Pretty clever. I like it.