A few days after Christmas,

[iFixBTCmemoryIssues]

a mother working in the kitchen, was listening to her son play with his new electric train set. She heard the train stop and her son said 'all you sons of bitches who are getting off, get the hell off now, and all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're leaving right now.'

The mother went into the living room and told her son, 'we don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train but you must use nicer language.'

Two hours later, Her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that you will ride with us again. For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope that you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.'


- Wishing you a Happy Holidays from iFixBTCmemoryIssues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nandibear]

...For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.'

Funny!

I have Christmas joke (it's not political and it's certainly not as good or as thorough as the funny one above) -

Question: Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?

Answer: He wanted to engage in some Christmas spirit!


Ps. I don't know if readers outside of the USA are familiar with Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

[Decoded]

Nice joke ^_^

...For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.'

Funny!

I have Christmas joke (it's not political and it's certainly not as good or as thorough as the funny one above) -

Question: Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?

Answer: He wanted to engage in some Christmas spirit!


Ps. I don't know if readers outside of the USA are familiar with Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

As a kid, my parents gifted me a special limited edition collection of Dr Seuss stories. I think I still have it somewhere with me. Kept in great condition too. Nice memories.