"Apple" has released a video explaining their app store criteria. No wonder Dash been rejected!

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"Apple" has released a video explaining their app store criteria. No wonder Dash been rejected!

https://youtu.be/DmsfFfD4mQo

Hi, there. I’m Millicent Beauregard, digital currency expert at the Apple App Store. My job, and the job of my colleagues, is to review digital currency wallets for acceptance, or rejection, into the Apple App Store.
We at Apple are very picky about the digital currencies we’ll allow into our App Store. To give y ou an idea of how we review our submissions, let me walk y ou through the process we took on our most- recently -approved digital currency this y ear, DAO tokens.
First, we made sure that The DAO’s codebase was written in a language that’s been time-tested, and reviewed by experts within the computer science field.
https://blog.blockstack.org/solar-storm ... s-security -exploit-with-ethereum-not-just-the-dao- a03d797d98fa#.sy qwgfdnc
Next, we made sure that The DAO’s code had been well-tested for several months, with large bug bounties out to those who might find flaws within the code.
https://www.cry ptocoinsnews.com/ethereum-hard-fork-untested-code-put-investors-risk/
And finally , we made sure that The DAO wasn’t getting any undue hy pe. You know how hy pe can cause inexperienced investors to put more money than they should in the wrong places.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/chiefless-company -rakes-in-more-than-100-million-1463399393
After a thorough review by my team and my self, I’m proud to report that The DAO tokens, and wallets that supported them, we’re finally added to the Apple App Store.
http://smh.com.au/business/markets/curr ... pmke4.html
This thorough review process has been used on every wallet that’s been accepted into the Apple App Store.
vice money -stealing-apps-are-popping-up-on-the-app-store-bitcoin- wallet-apple
Yep.
http://www.newsbtc.com/2016/08/08/apple ... app-store/
Yeah, sure.
Number of Fake Bitcoin Wallet Apps On Apple App Store Keeps Growing

So, the next time y ou’re in the market for an App Store that puts customer security first, remember the track record of Millicent Beauregard and her team.
And one final note for y a, don’t even think about checking out the digital currency Dash, digital cash. It’ll put hair on y our palms!
Alright, that’s all, folks.
Apple. We’re Digital Currency Experts Now.
In case it’s not clear, this is a parody video meant for a laugh. What’s not funny , however, is Apple repeatedly rejecting — without giving reason – Dash, a digital currency with nearly 3 y ears of peer review and 0 security breaches to date. You can do better, Apple.

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"Apple" has released a video explaining their app store criteria. No wonder Dash been rejected!

https://youtu.be/DmsfFfD4mQo

Hi, there. I’m Millicent Beauregard, digital currency expert at the Apple App Store. My job, and the job of my colleagues, is to review digital currency wallets for acceptance, or rejection, into the Apple App Store.
We at Apple are very picky about the digital currencies we’ll allow into our App Store. To give y ou an idea of how we review our submissions, let me walk y ou through the process we took on our most- recently -approved digital currency this y ear, DAO tokens.
First, we made sure that The DAO’s codebase was written in a language that’s been time-tested, and reviewed by experts within the computer science field.
https://blog.blockstack.org/solar-storm ... s-security -exploit-with-ethereum-not-just-the-dao- a03d797d98fa#.sy qwgfdnc
Next, we made sure that The DAO’s code had been well-tested for several months, with large bug bounties out to those who might find flaws within the code.
https://www.cry ptocoinsnews.com/ethereum-hard-fork-untested-code-put-investors-risk/
And finally , we made sure that The DAO wasn’t getting any undue hy pe. You know how hy pe can cause inexperienced investors to put more money than they should in the wrong places.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/chiefless-company -rakes-in-more-than-100-million-1463399393
After a thorough review by my team and my self, I’m proud to report that The DAO tokens, and wallets that supported them, we’re finally added to the Apple App Store.
http://smh.com.au/business/markets/curr ... pmke4.html
This thorough review process has been used on every wallet that’s been accepted into the Apple App Store.
vice money -stealing-apps-are-popping-up-on-the-app-store-bitcoin- wallet-apple
Yep.
http://www.newsbtc.com/2016/08/08/apple ... app-store/
Yeah, sure.
Number of Fake Bitcoin Wallet Apps On Apple App Store Keeps Growing

So, the next time y ou’re in the market for an App Store that puts customer security first, remember the track record of Millicent Beauregard and her team.
And one final note for y a, don’t even think about checking out the digital currency Dash, digital cash. It’ll put hair on y our palms!
Alright, that’s all, folks.
Apple. We’re Digital Currency Experts Now.
In case it’s not clear, this is a parody video meant for a laugh. What’s not funny , however, is Apple repeatedly rejecting — without giving reason – Dash, a digital currency with nearly 3 y ears of peer review and 0 security breaches to date. You can do better, Apple.

Their response was at least quite fair.

I would now speak to the boss of Millicent. They have to follow a corporate chain and you will have to adhere to that. At least you have them responding! Now show them the sites using DASH, and send them some promo material. Maybe then you will be good? Hope so

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"Apple" has released a video explaining their app store criteria. No wonder Dash been rejected!

Their response was at least quite fair.

I would now speak to the boss of Millicent. They have to follow a corporate chain and you will have to adhere to that. At least you have them responding! Now show them the sites using DASH, and send them some promo material. Maybe then you will be good? Hope so

i wish it was that easy !
Apple - as any corporation- is well protected behind their curtain of robots and supervisors and customer care
these people are just "following" orders obviously and to have a proper discussion is not possible as you only get - No" with no reasoning !

Thing is apple will run into some serious problems with crypto wallets soon anyway - as they - clueless as they are - just adopt random one which will bite them in the a.... eventually
Example:
https://itunes.apple.com/en/app/onecoin ... 1020209580
( lol )

We are approaching this now on management level and fingers crossed we finally can have that presentation / discussion + warn them about these scams/ponzie schemes they are 'supporting' in the moment

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"Apple" has released a video explaining their app store criteria. No wonder Dash been rejected!

Their response was at least quite fair.

I would now speak to the boss of Millicent. They have to follow a corporate chain and you will have to adhere to that. At least you have them responding! Now show them the sites using DASH, and send them some promo material. Maybe then you will be good? Hope so

i wish it was that easy !
Apple - as any corporation- is well protected behind their curtain of robots and supervisors and customer care
these people are just "following" orders obviously and to have a proper discussion is not possible as you only get - No" with no reasoning !

Thing is apple will run into some serious problems with crypto wallets soon anyway - as they - clueless as they are - just adopt random one which will bite them in the a.... eventually
Example:
https://itunes.apple.com/en/app/onecoin ... 1020209580
( lol )

We are approaching this now on management level and fingers crossed we finally can have that presentation / discussion + warn them about these scams/ponzie schemes they are 'supporting' in the moment

I think you will be alright as long as you get in touch with the right person at Apple. They, like us, are building technology to help people. Apple also gets pretty good praise from me personally for their "No" stance to backdoors in software.

Either way, DASH should definitely be added to the app store!!!!!!!!!

Good luck and keep us updated